Pappu New Hindi funny jokes

Pappu- Maa main aaj school nahen jaunga
Maa- kiyon Aaj phir teri dhunai hui kiya
Pappu-are woh teacher pata nahein khud ko kiya samajhti hai
Maa- Q aisa kiya hua ?
Pappu-usne khud black bord par likha -“maha bharat”
Aur mujhse puchh rahi thi ke maha bharat kisne likhi
main ne kaha abhi aap ne hi to likha
Sali ne bahut mara
maa behosh

Lateefa

Biwi : Qasam kha kar kaho ke sirf tum mere nikah mein ho
Shaoher : qasam se sirf tum hi mere nikah mein ho
Baqi to Sab nigah mein hain

Lateefa

Biwi ne sharmaye hua apne shauher se kaha
Aap zara bhi romantic nahien ho Rahila ka shaoher use mera chand mera tara kah kar bulati hai
shaoher ne jawab diya : woh mahir falkiyat hai aur tum to janti ho ke main janwaron ka docter hoon

Aaj ka lateefa

kabhi kabhi vhoti choti batein bhi bahut takleef deti hai ….
misaal ke taur par …..
Aap pahar par t baith sakte hain , mgar sui par Nahein

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