Miya biwi ka joke

Jaj Tumhein Talaq kiyon chahiye ?
Arzdar – jaj sahab meri biwi mujh se lahsan chilwati hai piyaz katwati hai bartan dhulwati hai !
Jaj – Han to usme kiya hai lahsan chheelne se pahle thora sa garm kar liya karo aasaninse Nikal jaega piyaz katne se pahle thori der unhein fireez mein rakh diya karo us se kaat te smay aankhon mein jalan nahein hogi
Bartan dhone se pahle unhein pani se bhare tab mein das minute bhigo diya karo aasanj se saaf ho jaegi
Kapre surf mein bhigone se pahle sada pani mein bhiga liya karo daag aasani se niklenge aur hathon ko bhi takleef nahein hogi
Arzdar – Smajh gaya huzoor
Jaj – kiya smajh gaye
Arzdar – yehi ki aap ki halat mujh se bhi buri hai aap ki biw lahsan piyaz burtan ke elava aap se kapre bhi dhulwati hai
Sbaq :
Biwi to biwi hi hoti hai chahe kisi ki bhi ho …

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