Joke

Wakeel ne apni biwi ko ek text massege bheja ;
Begum mujhe aane mein der ho jaegi subah ke liye mere kapde dho kar istri kar dena aur meri pasand ki dish mere aane se pahle tayyar rakhna khana aakar khalunga !
Kuch der baad ek aur massege bheja:
Aur han main batana bhool hi gaya ke aaj ek kes mila hai do qiston mein fees milegi abhi ek laakh de gaya hai bakaya do laakh agle maah dega aaj main tumhein dher sari shopping bhi karaunga.
Biwi ne fauran jawab diya
Wow … kiya waqai.!!
Wakeel ne massege kiya ;
Nahein main to sirf tasdeek karna chahta tha ke tumhein mera pahle massege mila ke nahein
Jo kaam bataein hain woh kar lena .!

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